Saturday May 17th
Listened to I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue in the bath. I have heard this amusing programme many times, but I still do not understand the rules of Mornington Crescent. Strange, since I must be one of the most intelligent men in the East Midlands.
Sunday May 18th
I wrote to Radio Four.
Dear Sir or Madam,
I write as a long-time listener to your amusing programme I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue.
I must have missed the broadcast where Mr Humphrey Lyttleton explained the rules of Mornington Crescent to the panelists.
I wonder if you would furnish me with them.
Tuesday June 10th
Dear Mr Mole
Thank you for your kind comments about I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue. The rules of Mornington Crescent were formulated long before I came to work on the programme as a Production Assistant. I have been too embarrassed, and rather afraid to ask the chairman of the show, Mr Humphrey Lyttleton, who can be rather abrasive at times.
I do hope you understand my dilemma.
Jessica Victoria Stafford.